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well shit.

I'll show you all my best sides, tell you all my best lies.

i wasn’t a very good witch if i couldn’t find the solution to your life

the sides of the signs

clapricorn:

aries at their best: funny, clever, charming, easy to get along with, good listener

aries at their worst: laughs at you rather than with you, complains about everything, holds grudges

taurus at their best: non judgmental, light hearted, good at giving advice, patient

taurus at their worst: stubborn, selfish, short tempered, close minded

gemini at their best: generous, funny, entertaining, emotional

gemini at their worst: sneaky, manipulative, selfish

cancer at their best: quick witted, talented, friendly, easy going

cancer at their worst: overly sarcastic, hard to reach, whiney

leo at their best: giving, loving, passionate, tasteful

leo at their worst: arrogant, entitled, whiney

virgo at their best: smart, rational, down to earth, caring

virgo at their worst: insensitive, oblivious, passive aggressive

libra at their best: sweet, funny, loyal, understanding

libra at their worst: cold, passive, bottle up their anger

scorpio at their best: loving, faithful, put together, keep you on your toes

scorpio at their worst: spiteful, quick to snap, hates to admit their faults

sagittarius at their best: trend setter, clever, bold, funny

sagittarius at their worst: malicious, jealous, doesn’t know when to quit

capricorn at their best: ambitious, clear headed, makes wise choices, knows what they want

capricorn at their worst: unfeeling, too objective, cynical

aquarius at their best: attractive personality, mysterious, likes to learn, quirky

aquarius at their worst: withdrawn, doesn’t communicate well, represses emotions

pisces at their best: positive, lovable, knowledgable, approachable

pisces at their worst: beats themselves up over flaws, overshares, too trusting

The signs as of lately

lavender-sunlight:

Aries: sadness is something you are not accustomed to. Its been clouding your vision and your struggling hard to find a bright enough light to lift the fog. You’re searching for that fire within you. You’ve always counted on it to get you through. It’s not gone, it hasn’t abandoned you. It’s just soft enough to guide you through this. Reminding you that it’s ok to feel heart ache and that there is still beauty here. Take this stillness as a blessing. The fog will lift.

Taurus: grounded and tall. You’ve come through hell and back with flowers of peace in your hands. The marks of ash are still on your body but you hold these bright flowers effortlessly. You feel the weight of the past year roll off your back as you look out into endless mountains. You feel as powerful as those high peaks. It’s time to create, its time to be part of the divine.

Gemini: this is for you. You may not see it but you create waves in people. Heaviness may be constant visitor. And I know there’s a strange comfort to it. Trust when you feel it lifted and chase after it with all that you’ve got. You’re going to do great things. Anyone who sees you knows that.

Cancer: god sees your softness. There’s not much to say. You feel with every fiber in your body. I know you’ve grown up scared. I know you hold so much sadness. But I see your softness. I know you only mean well.

Leo: persistence is your greatest gift. I know you’re exhausted by the constant demands of this earth. You’re eyes show it with each line. You’re constantly tired. However it’s your strength and will that keeps you moving. You are loved beyond anything you could comprehend. This is worth it. I promise you.

Virgo: vulnerability and truth. Growing up you have learned to stay quite and polite. You’ve learned that emotions cause more harm than good. You’ve gravitated towards anything that offers great logic. However now is the time to leave that behind. It’s done it’s job. It’s time to sit with your emotions and to listen to your inner truth. Vulnerability will be you’re greatest strength.

Libra: we are so proud of you. You have covered treacherous waters. Your lungs are sore from coughing up the waters that weighed you down. You can catch your breath and look onward. You now have the power of the ocean within your blood. Carry on and do great things. We’re all counting on you.

Scorpio: let it dissolve. Let it sit on you tongue and truly taste it. Patience and kindness is what you most need. That may not make the most sense at this point because all you’ve been doing lately is waiting. You’ve been searching for answers and searching for kindness. Those have always been with in you. Listen to your divine self. Let go of the fear that has been paralyzing you. Find your breath and step into this new chapter with everything you’ve got. Golden days are ahead.

Sagittarius: these are things you have not experienced. Loneliness feels like a guest who’s over stayed their welcome. I know you’re running from it. I know you’ve always been running. Always been looking for the better thing. This is the universe reminding you to find peace within your self.

Capricorn: lack of stability. This is your greatest fear. You’re so accustomed to these strict guidelines that rule your life. However you’ve been building these with materials that are going to break easily. This is something you turn your head away from. You’re not ready to sit with your old wounds. To be broken is a way of growth. Let it fall.

Aquarius: cutting off your leaves. You feel this will give you a fresh start. However you’re confusing your leaves with your roots leaving you uprooted. You confuse this with joy. Child you have to stop playing hide and seek. It’s time to sit and sort through all that you’ve been avoiding. It’s time to come home.

Pisces: searching for heaven. You keep pricking yourself on rose thrones. I’m not sure why your confused with the blood dripping off your fingers. Nothing has been making much sense to you lately. Come lay down and rest. The answers will not show them self to you right now. All you can do is rest. Change is on the horizon. Have faith.

(Source: gloomymomjeans)

some BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they don’t stop comin fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin don’t make sense not o live for fun your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what’s wrong with takin the backstreets youll never know if you don’t go you’ll never shine if you don’t gooOOO HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAAAY HEY NOW YOURE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOLD ONLY SHOOTIN STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOLD it’s A COLD PLACE AND IT ONLY GETS COLDER bundle up now wait till you get older but the media men beg to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture THE ICE WE SKATE is getting pretty thin the waters getting warm so we might as well swim my worlds on fire how bout yours that the way I like it and I never get bored HEY NOW you’re an all star get your game on go play hey now you’re a rockstar get the show on get paid ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAAAAAAAAARS some BODY once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get my self away from this plaaace I said YEP. WHAT A CONCEPT. I COULD USE A LITTLE GAS MYSELF. And we could all use a little chaaaAAAAAAAANGE WELL the years start comin and they don’t stop comin fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin don’t make sense not o live for fun your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what’s wrong with takin the backstreets youll never know if you don’t go you’ll never shine if you don’t gooOOO HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAAAY HEY NOW YOURE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOLD ONLY SHOOTIN STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOLD

(Source: sailboatism)

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